Best Tennis Hopper
Ways to survive college kids can
1. Never miss a meal – you might regret it later on the hour.
2. Parking You close your car available.
3. Do not park in time zones (2 hours, etc.) – parking overtime adds.
4. Do not park in No Parking Zone – add up parking tickets and must be paid before the next semester.
5. Do not park in tow zones – towing fees are hard to get.
6. Take The bus.
7. A fine-point Sharpie is to use the best for autographs.
8. A fine-point Sharpie is the best use for signing throws.
9. A fine point Sharpie is the best thing to use for signing cards "I am a friend when you need one."
10. Stapler can be used to the hem on your jeans . Repair
11. Stapler can NOT be used to repair a torn dress or bra straps.
12. Staple remover to make great ice tongs small ice cubes.
13. Staple removers are almost worthless for removing heavy staples, whether on paper or are you drunk roommate's eyeball.
14. The Smell the contents of a laundry bag is proportional to the amount of guest you're in your room is housed in the dormitory in comparison to those of the pocket. The shorter the evaluation, the higher the pocket must hang (vapors rise).
15. The smell of the contents of a laundry bag gets worse as the contents have higher in the bag.
16. There are two alternatives to the smell of the contents of the laundry bag:
a. Wash the clothes.
b. Buy new clothes.
c. Under clothes wash home for the weekend for mom is not an option!
17. When you create a map for geography class to make it have a different color.
18. The additional Cost and time of a color-coded chart is worth its cost as the "A" appears on the paper.
19. RoseArt makes the best markers and colored pencils for the production of maps for geography class.
20. Crayola markers last longer and are probably darker, but since they all dry out and eventually you must have a another group the next semester for the Anthropology charts, why waste the money to buy now?
21. Wal-Mart is the best place to get school supplies, towels with the University logo and sweatshirts with the school emblem on sale on them.
22. Prices for everything at the college bookstore seriously inflated to make a profit on the Board of Regents . Show
23. The Board of Regents really does not care how much you spent marker.
24. Wal-Mart was the first store on the moon and on Mars, it is in your be college town. Find. Patronize it. Get to know their manager.
25. Wal-Mart and Waffle House are case studies in your marketing class textbooks.
26. Waffle House 24 hours a day.
27. Waffle House coffee keep your eyes open, fill an empty belly that has no other money, and warm a tired student who needed a place to come in from the rain.
28. Waffle House waitresses LIKE tips.
29. Waffle House waitresses love college kids, the top.
30. Waffle House waitresses listen with interest if you are a professor bashing – just make sure that he did not start abusing her brother in front of it.
31. Waffle House waitresses are in your degree come and look at you with pride as their "rent-a-kind" when you tipped often enough.
32. Use a bulletin board, not the wall, like your bulletin board.
33. Push pins can be small holes in the wall.
34. Push pins can be small holes in your bank account if you pay to fill the holes at the end of the semester have. Staples do.
35. Staples are difficult to remove from a black board. With push-pins.
36. Push pins can not be used to your roommate's Boy (Or girl) friend's tires will deflate. Except when in the sidewall of the tire (near the edge) is inserted.
37. In 12 pairs of shoes for College is a bit excessive, especially since you wear your favorite tennis shoes, sandals and boots, but the others have, to school and be transported back home.
38. Dr. Scholl's gel inserts makes for great worn most popular tennis shoes.
39. If you have a room / bath with several other roommates and housemates share the guidelines, beautiful, on the first day:
a. Do not use my ________ (insert soap, shampoo, cream rinse, deodorant, towel, washcloth, loofah, etc. as necessary) and I will try not use to sell, but once or twice.
b. Do not bring your girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the room with me without warning. If you do, bring me ear plugs and eye cups so I do not watch what you do.
c. Do not take my last pencil / pen / paper without Warning to me. If you do this, I could be on the back of your housework have to use my class notes.
d. Keep your dirty, smelly Wash your side of the room. My page is full of my own.
e. Be nice to me. Otherwise, to my great friends primates waste your page of the room one night while I am comfortable for the night and left the door unlocked.
f. Let me know when you go out the night, so I can use to spend to make your side of the room.
40. Locher only work if you keep them aligned.
41. Locher only work if you keep them create the small dots they emptied from punching your papers.
42. Dots from the funnel holes make great confetti.
43. Dots from the funnel holes are really hard to get out of Carpet.
44. The cheap, shag carpet in older rental trailer that your older college friends are renting has a ton of dots from the punch funnel.
45. Use the appropriate size binder clip for the project.
46. Binder clips are available in different sizes:
a. Teensy (for 1 sheet of notebook paper or 2 kisses)
b. Tiny (4 sheets of paper or notebook holds a folded dollar for the Waffle House waitress).
c. Small (for 8 sheets of paper Notebook or 2 / 4 for a bad Waffle House tip).
d. means (20-40 holds sheets of paper or notebook for attaching a small magazine to your roommate's pillowcase).
e. Large (100-sheet paper notebook or a split in the seam a rather loose clothing until you get back to your dorm room, a split-seam a narrow piece of clothing needs to cover a coat or trash it up – repair, it is a waste of time).
f. Excessive holds (4 books and takes 3 people to open to press, if you caught your fingers in the jaws of death, someone else dial 911).
47. Sticky-do's (commonly known as "Post-it Notes) in several variants:
a. 1.5 "x 2" (Small. Worthless for anything but remember to buy more sticky-do's).
b. 3 "x 3 "(Medium. Use this size to leave notes on your roommate's pillow like" We are all made of corn flakes. FU "[quote from Felix Unger, Jack Lemmon stars in "The Odd Couple", a great film about roommates]).
c. 4 "x 6" (Large. more expensive, but in the loud colors, make great backgrounds for your roommate's boring Bulletin Board).
48. Gem clip, whether plastic or metal, are worthless. If you need tissue used to keep together while your drunken roommate spilled the beans at IHOP on the Frat Party Bash / orgy / Sleep Over.
49. IHOP waitresses as well as tips.
50. Academic pursuits at school for your leisure. Watch them sparingly.
Next: How to survive your first semester academically.
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