Tennis Cyclops
I have a question about penis length?
Is mine average, small or big? I’ve wondered about that for a long time and women all say I have a big mutton gun but I guess i have never actually asked a doctor or anything if it’s normal or actually small. Oh, by the way, I measured it tonight and my quiver bone is exactly 16 inches long and about as big around as a tennis ball. I may have used a metric measuring stick — not really sure but it gets the job done as far as i’m concerned. i just worry that my women aren’t getting enough fun from the ole cyclops and should I try and make it larger. I saw an add in the back of a magazine for something called a peter-pump. Does this really work? I think it would be really great to have a spam javelin that would fit in a pringles can. has anybody ever tried one of those?
Ok, so I guess I did use a metric ruler — I guess its more like 9 1/2 inches in American.
Damn Clevis the first time I saw you brag about your man mean I was thinkin you were a good 14 inches. Damn you are just average.
