Tennis Records Wikipedia

What do you think are the most absurd tennis “records”?
I was reading some of Federer’s achievements, and some of them are not deserving to be placed as “records”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_career_achievements_by_Roger_Federer
I suppose I can create an infinite number of records if I wish so. What do you think of this?
For example:
Federer: only player in history to lose three consecutive French Open finals to the same player.
Nadal: Was #2 for a record consecutive 160 weeks.
Simon: One of the four men to beat Roger Federer, Rafael Nadal and Novak Djokovic since they assumed No.1, No.2 and No.3 positions.
Some more (made up):
Federer: Only player in history to defeat James Blake nine times.
Nadal: Only player in the entire history of tennis to have tendonitis in BOTH his knees, the same year he has won the AO.
Any more stupid/cool records?
hahaha..
sharapova for having the loudest grunts in tennis !
mauresmo the first french leasbian to win a slam . (no offence)
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its 3:00 in the morning !!!
LOL
