Tennis Women’s Finals

Improving Wimbledon Tennis?
Am I the only person to consider much of this year’s Wimbledon rather boring, including today’s appalling women’s final. I think the sport needs livening up. What do you think of the following suggestions :-
1. We have singles and doubles, what about trebles and quadruples? It might inject more interest in the game.
2. Some matches would benefit from some light relief. How about cutting out the odd square foot of turf and filling the hole with custard, rice pudding or similar. Could be interesting.
PS Yes I am normally sane.
lol at the custard idea
get rid of the womens singles for a start, cos its boring
give the umpire a drum pad wired up to loud speakers, so that he can make loud noises during points to put players off
and, of course, have pole dancers when the players are resting
